Holy shit!

Dude can climb!
He got to the top on his own but had to use a fire-truck ladder to get down...

Dude decided to climb to the top of a cross, strip, shit in his hand and wipe it on the cross...

Maybe he is the second coming of Christ?
He kind of looks like Jesus but with shorter hair and smellier hands...


From 8 a.m. to around 3:15 p.m. yesterday, an unidentified nude twentysomething man, reported to be suicidal, sat 50 feet in the air atop the cross at West Bethel Presbyterian Church on La Brea Ave. between Wilshire and Olympic. He finally came down after a seven hour confrontation with the fire and police departments (including SWAT), who had placed an air cushion on the ground in case he fell and a ladder for him to climb down on, which he used.

A witness told KTLA that the man told her he was "protesting against Christianity." He apparently climbed up clothed, but stripped and threw is clothes down. His only request during the standoff was a towel to wipe his hands clean after wiping his waste on the cross. An officer told the TV station that one of the crimes he would be arrested for was defacing a church, which is a felony.

(story from: http://laist.com)

"We don't like Jesus either, children."